yes i am friend! and thankyou oh gfod im bklushijng i lvoe you
ship you with: me, literally me im sorry but me (and also im feelin cas)
blog comment: okay seriously at this point fuck you, because i clicked on this accounts (the one you sent me an ask with) about you and theres that fucking goose, staring at me, and i fucking hate geese
following: no sry ily / i am now / yes / into hell?
i’m so sORRY oh no, but if it’s any consolation i hate geese too. so much
HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON
Exactly, welcome to Slytherin
Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)
OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?
Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing.
does he come with it
all the whispers from mass effect
rest in peace u who listens to it
DAY TWELVE: use your favourite quote
love when a girl digs her nails into my back and rips my body in half and throws me into the trash
"i do what i want" sounds really rebellious and cool but what i want to do is avoid conflict and stay in my room